ZOMG you guys, brutal dictator Barack Obama said in his usual sober and almost somnolent tones that he would advise Mitt Romney, whose “advisor” wrote some shirty thing for a German newspaper about how Obama is a big dummkopf who doesn’t understand the economic situation in Europe, and how Germany should never listen to Obama because of his glaring dumbness, that “there is only one president at a time” and historically political differences “end at the water’s edge.” Will the Republic be able to stand this kind of chill on Mitt Romney’s jerk advisors’ freedom of speech? Probably not, because Barack Obama is going to put that advisor in a Twitter gulag now, forever. [Mediaite]
Source: Wonkette