Calvins, Jordache, whatever.
The year is 1983. Scott Brown is young and handsome and making $ 20 thousand for a Jordache commercial, which was the equivalent of $ 500 million in 1983. That is a lot of money for a jeans commercial! Therefore, he was rich and all the women should want to vote for him except that he has girl babies.
Also, he runs like a girl.
Source: Wonkette